Rambler

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

(via letseatmacaroons)

— 22 hours ago with 248617 notes

endless edits of kai ruining my life ; <3
endless edits of kai ruining my life ; <3

(via jongincest)

— 4 days ago with 2616 notes

w  a  r    i  s    w  a  r ; 

but killing a man at a wedding? horrid.
what sort of m o n s t e r, would do such a thing?

(Source: lastisle, via cbellella)

— 4 days ago with 4972 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
— 4 days ago with 88507 notes
"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)

(via this--too--shall--pass)

— 5 days ago with 37208 notes
"Know when to fight. More importantly, know when to walk away. And keep walking."
— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#thought catalog 
preciousjongdae:

galaxy_fanfan; galaxy bad boy is “not” my style

preciousjongdae:

galaxy_fanfan; galaxy bad boy is “not” my style

(via pheonixart)

— 5 days ago with 485 notes

firesfade:

i really hate tumblr sometimes
michelle k has a poem that goes “my first love was some insignificant boy when it should have been myself” and i just saw it reblogged but replaced with “girl”….like can you not appreciate poetry without editing it to fit your preferences? you are changing someone’s words!!! that is not cool!!!! that is the equivalent of covering a song and changing the pronouns because you are uncomfortable!!!

But you see examples of gender flipped covers of songs all the time? I get that it’s your work and you don’t want it altered, but isn’t it nice to know that the feelings your poem evokes aren’t restricted to one group, be it homo/hetero/girl/guy?

(via michellekpoems)

— 1 week ago with 227 notes
#i dont think its too offensive?  #i would feel good about this  #poems  #poetry  #michellekpoems